Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

Teetees

Some reaaaaally perky boobiez

Oh yeah that gurl defiantly got some teetees. She needa go get herself fixed

by Bigphatoof July 3, 2018

Teetle ass

A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus

Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.

by Realactualhuman December 20, 2020

Teezles

An exclaimation to indicate something is funny, cute, or worth giggling at. Also to indicate sarcasm, after a serious statement is made. A verbalized version of 'Tee hee"

Yeah, I definitely did my homework, teezles.

by joeschmoeseph January 16, 2022

bee eating treetles

When your slightly faded while doing hw and you write bee eating treetles instead of tree eating beetles...multiple times.

Trees warned each other of bee eating treetles through their complex mycorrhizal system.

by Gojo1234 February 3, 2023

Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles

A group of 4 idiots, dumbasses, and all around morons who spend their time doing fuckshit. They will get you in way to much trouble with your parents and their siblings. Also do waaaay too many drugs and drink like fish. Typically spend time doing nothing, sitting around in ones basement, and/or eating their grandmother's delicious food. They will, on average, spend 7 days straight by going to bed after 5am and sleeping till 3, just to do the same thing again. Often times will get in arguments about pattern recognition, such as the subsequent shape coming after "square, circle, square...". Cite also 1 OPM falling out of the fridge. Inventors of the game "Flash" - details unspecified.

However, they are the best people to have in your corner, ever. They will never turn their backs on you, no matter how far apart they seem. They will have your back no matter the circumstance or no matter the obstacles. Most definitely, four of the tightest, closest, and fun groups of people ever.

person 1: what are those 4 homoculous ingrates doing over there?
person 2: oh them? that's just the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles.

person 1: they have got to be retarded.
person 2: yeah they are, 100%.

by notmyfaulty May 6, 2025