techsessory

contraction of tech(nological) accessory (e.g. Kindle, smart phone, mp3 player, head phones, bluetooth headset, Garmin, etc.)

Even though you left your laptop at home, the constant buzzing of the techsessories in your purse give you away as a technophile.

techsessory

by fizixgeek December 14, 2010

techstosterone

The desire to compete with other geeks over what technology is superior. The desire to have the latest and greatest technology.

Did you hear Dave and john talking about the new i-pad? The techstosterone was really flowing.

by vertgrenouille March 27, 2011

techsumer

Someone who uses technology to purchase goods and services for personal use.

The Techsumer uses their latest tech gadget to decide what they buy and where they buy it; what and where they eat or drink, who they like or retweet, etc.

by lalakrsfan August 25, 2014

Techspot

A website majorly meant for technological information, resolving of problems and full tutorial for free. Also known as Techspong
Founded by Olanipekun A.A

My phone was resolved under techspot standard

by Tyrius May 6, 2021

techy

A computer technician. Usually has a bad attitude and not very cool. Likes to sit in an office for hours on end, not shower for weeks and be rude to all who come their path. Techy's also have contributed to the origin of the word dell.

Man1: "My computer's delled"
Man 3: "Well go see the techy"
Man 1: "No way. He's off his face"

by Dicky D June 11, 2008

techy

Is a feeling created when standing in a puddle in an otherwise dry area.

See also; shabadoo and Uber Dork

I am grooving in Techy.

by Chrome Lobster May 7, 2005

Techsexual

Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.

Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE

by peep's bitch February 10, 2020