Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a frozen sensation in the deeeeep south.

Chet punished Mo with a Tallahassee Icepick one muggy afternoon.

by Diego José July 19, 2022

Tallahassee Forktail

A strategy for enhancing performance in a first person shooter video game. , the player tucks their testes and scrotum ("Junk") between their chair and perineum ("Gooch"). The resulting pain and/or discomfort triggers higher blood pressure and thus quickened response times, the effect being similar to "boosting" conducted by Paralympic athletes

His k/d was in the shitter until he started running a Tallahassee Forktail

by Luamper January 30, 2017

tallahassee toothpaste

cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened

I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste

by Low Lewis December 8, 2010

tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry

Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.

by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

tallahassee twinkie

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.

I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.

by Paullyboi June 4, 2016

Tallahassee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.

I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahassee Tallboy.

by Nate lowry May 5, 2015