Twat tablets

Someone who is acting a "twat". They must have forgotten to take their tablets!

Whats wrong with you? You're acting an idiot! Have you forgotten your fucking "twat tablets"

by Shaun Newrick November 8, 2007

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

playing with my tablet

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017

loons on loon tablets

people who laugh. a lot.

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"

by karis November 1, 2004

Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

by colley301279 August 27, 2007

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003