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Twat tablets

Someone who is acting a "twat". They must have forgotten to take their tablets!
Whats wrong with you? You're acting an idiot! Have you forgotten your fucking "twat tablets"
by Shaun Newrick November 8, 2007
mugGet the Twat tabletsmug.

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....
I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010
mugGet the Riflemans Sleeping Tabletmug.

playing with my tablet

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.
by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017
mugGet the playing with my tabletmug.

loons on loon tablets

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"
by karis November 1, 2004
mugGet the loons on loon tabletsmug.
a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you
thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself
by sillycat13 April 28, 2023
mugGet the Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tabletmug.

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"
Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive
by colley301279 August 27, 2007
mugGet the Tablet Security Devicemug.

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.
So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!
by Ian Chode December 16, 2003
mugGet the take an off tabletmug.

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