douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.

"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."

by Kofi Brooks October 30, 2007

pee cleaner

when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)

My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.

by Selusha December 23, 2007

Vacuum Cleaner

Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience

Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?

Son: I’m busy using it!

Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!

by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019

porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...

Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.

by B. E. Morton June 12, 2006

Vacuum cleaner

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.

OMG a vacuum cleaner.

by JulianDB January 01, 2017

vacuum cleaner

a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.

I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.

by troy garner September 02, 2005

Carolina Cleaner

For Use With Anal Sex Only. After the man has finished his business, there is always the unpleasant task of pulling out of the rear of the recipient only to find residue left on your member. To alleviate this problem, simply use a karate chop or a knuckle punch to the recipient's kidneys, while at the same time pulling out. This action will result in the sphincter contracting and becoming a "squeegee," which will wipe the member clean of any residue when pulling out.

I was feeling too lazy to wash off after putting it in her butt, so I utilized the Carolina Cleaner

by Hank E. Panky March 27, 2003