Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.

Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010

symphomy

When the person playing Alexander Hamilton can't say the word "symphony", he uses this instead

America...you great unfinished symphomy, you sent for me!

by Domo1016 May 23, 2016

synpath

As defined by the creator of the word on tumblr(stirdrawsandreblaws)
Synpath is a tidy name for something you identify with on several levels, which could be a concept that resonates really strongly with you, an animal or mythological creature you feel you act like, or a person or character you share a lot of common behaviors with, among other things.

Synpathizer: I'm a {insert something here} synpathizer! It is my synpath, I strongly identify with it.

by hzjdkfldl moment May 13, 2021

Synchro

Coined by the now deceased Capital STEEZ from Pro Era, it refers to whenever something happens particularly as a coincidence. This ties into the theme of spirituality and conspiracy seen in his work.

Also known as synchro life.

‘Oh that was synchro, it’s too perfect to be a coincidence.’

by ThatGuy2.0 February 26, 2013

Symphogear

An anime-original series about magical girl lesbians who have to sing in order to fight against aliens whose touch can make humanity bites the dust. These girls often do crazy shit like punching mountains shorter, summoning giant swords from the sky, or fighting against transgender Illuminati alchemists.

Is Symphogear that show that has a character saying “this isn’t an anime!” all the time?

by ChrisBestGirl September 24, 2019

bittersweet symphony

the most popular song ever released by the Wigan-based Britrock group The Verve on their third and final album, Urban Hymns. Bitter Sweet Symphony was released in 1997 and features a small sample from a Rolling Stones song which caused Verve to be sued for copyright infringement.

as a side note, the song is also among one of the easiest tunes ever written to become stuck in your head...

cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life

by vervegirl October 25, 2004

Ninth Symphony

While many composers have composed a ninth symphony, when someone says they are going to go listen to "the ninth", it refers unanimously to Beethoven's Symphony No.9, Op.125 "Choral".

Dvorak's "From the New World" is a really good symphony.

Bah, The Ninth is better.

by moltovivace June 26, 2005