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ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner April 13, 2011
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swEED

When things are positive and are looking good. Comes from the word sweet.
Lad tonight was so swEED!
by Theshmib May 20, 2009
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Sweedish

A word of appraisal
A contraction the word Sweet-ish, when said at a reasonable pace sweet-ish turns into Sweedish (pronounced like the language)
Guy: Hey look at this Halo 3 beta I got
Guy 2: That's pretty Sweedish man
by Robster881 February 28, 2007
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Sweedle

It’s where you are being sweet but you hide your real intentions when your real intentions are evil
Why are you so Sweedle Mary!
by Pancing May 30, 2021
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sweedish lampshade

Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.
Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....
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sweedish butt nuggets

person 1- "what do you want to eat"
person 2- "sweedish butt nuggets?"
person 1- "fuckin right!"
by KCMO December 9, 2007
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sweedish barrel roll

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub
Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day
by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017
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