short survey

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.

Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!

by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025

Survey Says

A line in Wu-Tang Clan's "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin to F' Wit"

Person 1: "Survey Says?"

Me: "YOU'RE DEAD"

by West56 August 22, 2018

vicious survey

While sitting in a public space, especially where all or most are sitting and shall be sitting for while, one can succumb to vicious survey. This happens to people who are old or complicated or conscientious or lonely enough to feel guilty about or be indifferent to watching attractive men and women, or even people. So when they casually look around, if their ocular interaction with a man or woman's figure in one corner or end of the space amounts to something more than a glance, they make up for it by looking at the other corner or end, to establish a lack of interest or curiosity. If that end or corner too holds a man or woman's figure, and the visual moment transcends a glance, then that person would fall into vicious survey. He would not be able to contemplate or concentrate, and would survey the place continuously until the world is desolate again.

Pandu thought he would sit in the park for a long time, but he yielded to a vicious survey of the place and had to come back to his room, either out of pain in the neck or plain disgust, or both.

by moul June 3, 2014

Sample Survey

A study that collects data from a sample to learn about the population from which the sample was selected.

A recent sample survey asked the following question: How long have you been a customer?

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

no shit survey

Survey that reveals the painfully obvious.

Social media revealed to increase anxiety according to no shit survey

by Blues Driver September 19, 2020

GALLOP SURVEY

The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.

(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.

by ThaDuke April 1, 2010

survey

an examination of opinions, behaviour, etc., made by asking people questions

-We are conducting a survey to find out what our customers think of their local bus service

by blueberrycake15 November 20, 2023