Harder than a fossil, Surith is the Lord of all Phalli. Oh, mighty Lord of Phalli, with members long and bold, thine manhood doth incite, a sight to behold. Thy phallus reigns supreme, a ruler of the land, a ruler of the hearts, of all who be at hand. According to the wise words of president John F. Kennedy, 'If not Surith, who? If not now, when?'.
Prince Harry: i would like to apply the cream to thine todger.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.
by sweetiephalli January 15, 2023
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Friend: haha ball and suckit
You: What?
Friend:
Friend: haha ball and suckit
You: What?
Friend:
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Get the sureity mug.The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.
Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."
Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."
Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."
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