Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
by bjergen June 23, 2010
An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006
Like carjacking or joyriding, only hijacking an unsuspecting person instead of a car. The term was invented by Chris Morris for the 'Crime' episode of Brass Eye. It was a popular pursuit in the fictional, crime-ridden estate of Coswick. The git surfer creeps up behind their victim and jumps on their back, forcing them to run around at 'terrifying leg speeds'.
They hijack pedestrians and run them around a terrifying leg speeds. It's called "git surfing", all too often, the "git" is one of their own mothers
by Billsz June 29, 2011
Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing
by Slick&Silly August 1, 2017
to get hooked into reading wikipedia articles, then clicking on links and reading other articles for no reason
by gorillajack August 8, 2008
Traversing the Web by clicking links within web pages. This technique is often used on encyclopedia sites like Wikipedia.
I spent three hours link surfing Wikipedia last night. I started at Blur (band) and somehow ended up at Folie à deux.
by Bob Gunderson May 1, 2007
To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.
The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.
by CD3366 September 4, 2011