maori submarine

1. When a few maoris turn their Waka (Maori Canoe) upside down then they all put their heads in the airbubble bit thats upside down and go along the beach trying to scare off white people so they can claim the beach.

2. When a maori swims underwater and takes a shit. Then swims back up and says "lookout bo a maori submarine is coming to surface" and then the poo surfaces and floats around - scaring while people off the beach so the maori can claim it.

1. o bro we got a sub in the navy bo look at my waka upside down G.

2. o bro i just shat underwater so theres guna be a maori submarine surfacing G. get ready to claim the beach boi.

by Mahogany Potato June 20, 2006

New Jersey Submarine

When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.

I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.

by John Curtis August 23, 2007

leaky submarine

A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged

We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

launch a submarine

To expel a large fecal mass into a toilet bowl filled with water. To take a dump.

Excuse me guys, I gotta go launch a submarine.

by stainedpants October 13, 2005

submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

submarine shot

Similar to a floater shot aka a floater, but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

sandbox submarine

Cat turd.

Little Billy was building a sandcastle and dug up a sandbox submarine.

"Oh a candy bar!" he thought.

by saycreative March 12, 2013