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porn sacrifice

To fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame wank mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.
My girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.She'll never think to look for my Private collection though.I guess thats a good porn sacrifice.
by Marc Bentley January 13, 2007
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slackrifice

To give up doing something important and worthwhile just so you can laze around
"Why didn't you come around on the weekend? We all went skateboarding"
"I wanted to play xbox, so something had to be slackrificed"
by StitchG July 11, 2005
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sacrifice

1)giving up or forfeiting something valuable for the sake of another value.
2)Scapegoat.
3)Risking.
The iraqs' made a sacrafice for the good of their religion in 911.

I will sacrifice $100 if you eat that spider!
by man with the flow January 26, 2006
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Shared Sacrifice

Everyone give up the goods so me and my friends can have more. (Typically spoken by elected officials or upper management)
Elected Official to Constituents: "We all have to pay a little more in property taxes. It's a small shared sacrifice so we can keep teachers, firefighters, and police officers on the payroll".

Elected Official to Staff: "Pay raises for everyone, and if you need me, I'll be investigating our Sister City in the Bahamas".
by Putyourbrainon73 July 10, 2010
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snackrifice

The food you bring to your friends house and/or dorm and you leave in exchange for the free booze you will receive at the house and/or dorm room.
Yes, Darren brought over two bags of cooler ranch doritos as a snackrifice. Bring out the shot glasses and jager, we are going to party.
by Rob Viv January 3, 2008
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Snackrifice

When your stomach demands a snack even though you already just ate.
My stomach demands a snackrifice, but I just ate
by Commandman7 May 28, 2014
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Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.
Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.
by J Crisler September 25, 2009
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