New Jersey Submarine

When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.

I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.

by John Curtis August 23, 2007

leaky submarine

A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged

We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

saxmachine

The name given to he (or she) who demonstrates the ability to administer face melting solo's, perform super cool phrases and make the sax look damn fine, sexy in fact...

Martin: Damn man, check out that dude on lead alto... his super freaky!

Ryan: Yea. Man that boy is a SAXMACHINE!!

by 'the' saxmachine July 11, 2007

launch a submarine

To expel a large fecal mass into a toilet bowl filled with water. To take a dump.

Excuse me guys, I gotta go launch a submarine.

by stainedpants October 13, 2005

submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

submarine shot

Similar to a floater shot aka a floater, but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

sandbox submarine

Cat turd.

Little Billy was building a sandcastle and dug up a sandbox submarine.

"Oh a candy bar!" he thought.

by saycreative March 12, 2013