Scrumpledos

1)When both sides of your mouth are scrumpled.

2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.

He was so ticked, he got a scrumpledos.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Shrumplerdump

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008

Strimple

Stress pimple.

God that meeting didn't go well. I feel a crop of strimples forming on my face.

by RyanRosey June 27, 2015

Scrumple

To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously

I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!

by gggunit123 December 7, 2010

Scrumpler

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

by frodolights January 18, 2007

strumpet

Another name for a streetwalker or prostitute.

I met a strumpet named Haden last night on the corner of allens lane.

by Grancy January 18, 2012

strumpet

Miller-lite in a can

We're out of strumpets already? But we got the 30-pack!

by JCKitten April 1, 2010