Spruce Bug

Other names: pinot pee no , sawyer beetle, those fucking black flying bastards
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)

Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)

Get your hammers, here comes a swarm of those fucking spruce bugs

by The Laughing Lumberjack February 10, 2010

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

booty struck

when a man is so in to some chick's ass and turns all his foucus and attention to every curve and detail that he completely forgets what he was doing.

friend: ay man you ok ...
man: gawking
friend: ay man, you booty struck

by obed of clubs. August 19, 2008

Strucid

An overly simplified game on a platform called Roblox. People seem to love this game. There seems to be a bit of "violence" in the game says "parents".

Hey, you wanna play Strucid later today?

by notunedible January 31, 2019

spruce beer

A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.

I once tasted Canadian spruce beer. Mouth-o!

by pentozali May 7, 2009

Strunes

The testicles after being shrunk by the use of steroids; Tiny roid-testicles.

Brian: Tyler's on ROIDS!
Tyler: Shut up fatass!
Brian: Fuck you strunes!

by free-balling21 November 1, 2008

HH-spruce

the quick makeup and hair touch ups in the work bathroom on fridays before going to happy hour right from work.

I gotta go do a quick HH-spruce and I will meet you at the bar.

by Resse Gabriel July 13, 2007