han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 31, 2008

stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.

Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.

by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014

Stroking Bailey

When you masturbate while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" You sick fuck, you.

Ah, December 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. Time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.

by Murphy Nichols November 28, 2006

Finger Stroking

When you and another (most likely someone you are in a relationship with) are holding hands, and you and him/her start stroking each others fingers in an intimate way.

Me and my girlfriend were at the movies and we were finger stroking the whole time

by iSittingDuck December 27, 2013

sucker stroking

Reminicing over past relationships; missing a female/male partner. Usually always involves R&B music mostly older songs. Also the last step before drunk dialing.

Man Flip be over there listening to Mary J. and texting his ex straight sucker stroking.

by Flip906 December 20, 2013

Starfish Stroking

The act of stroking one's anus in time to the beat of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.

"Wheres Jonny, I swear I saw him stroking his starfish in the pantry"

by Will Baxter May 15, 2003

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008