big steaming shit

1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.

2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.

3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.

1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.

2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.

3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

steaming jack

First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.

Dude I had an asshole professor last semester so on Halloween I left him a steaming jack

by smydanl November 1, 2010

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

screaming piss

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.

Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.

by DonBishop July 22, 2012

streaking

The art of running naked in public for laughs. Must be completely nude. Shoes, scarves and hats are optional.

streaking streaker streak naked nude

by Skyclad April 25, 2012

screaming, crying, throwing up

A phrase used to express ones strong emotions, negative or positive, in reaction to something.

OR

Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child

Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*

by taylana<3 January 8, 2023

Steaming Richard

The action of stuffing poop into a sock, microwaving it, and then slapping one across the face with it.

If you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to give you a steaming richard.

by BuckingFastard September 30, 2003