Bendsten Strategy

Going to a party or social gathering where there will be dancing and or girls sitting on your lap and wearing sweatpants in an attempt to amplify sexual arousal.

This was perfected by Big Boner Bendsten one night at that SCSU

Yeah went to Sin City last night grinding up on mad girls in my AND 1 sweatpants god some wood in my sweats it was great!! Sure i got arrested for sexual assult...WAS a good night Bendsten Strategy

by MolsonIceManiac55 December 17, 2011

Grand Strategy

Strategy undertaken on the nation scale. Usually used by military officers from Brigadier General (or country equivalent) rank and up. Can also be a hobby, where enthusiasts are nicknamed "armchair general" and play Wargames. Finally, a sub-genre of strategy games.

Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.

1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player

by KrazyKommie February 14, 2012

Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

by Joe December 16, 2004

Strategerk

One who strategizes ways to jerk people around

That salesman over there is nothing but a strategerk.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

The X Strategy

The best way to win battle ship

Let’s win the game using The X Strategy.

by Zack Schader September 29, 2020

Strategy

Verb: to cheat

Cheat
cheater
Strategize

John and Drew cough when It's my turn to toss the bean bag and call it Strategy.. CHEATERS

by msw08 July 28, 2011

Boardwalk Strategy

When, in monopoly, a person gives everything except for one dollar for the boardwalk monopoly.
Only pros use this strategy as you have to be gawdlyke.
See "gawdlyke"

Marco gave everything except for a dollar to get boardwalk, but he still won thanks to his professional Boardwalk Strategy.

by Mono` March 24, 2009