Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

complaint strats

Complaining about something hard only to do it right after.

"Dude this level is so hard" *One minute later* "Nevermind I did it. Complaint strats always work"

by R3Ked November 4, 2025

Heavens god strats

Heavens god strats, also known as how to lose a game whithin 10 seconds, are some very good strats.

Heavens god strats

Oh no, heavens saying his god strats again...

by Heaven gayboy September 21, 2020