stork visit

If you have a stork visit or a stork has visited you, you are going to have a baby or babies.

After years of marriage, she finally had a stork visit.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

Stork in the Pajamas

An untimely bed time erection.

Evan didn't want her to know he was sexually attracted to her, but it was difficult to mask the 'stork in the pajamas' he had.

by Professor Fenderson July 6, 2010

Shoebill Stork

One of the most FUCKING INTIMIDATING BIRDS ON EARTH

A: hey look its a Shoebill Stork!

Shoebill Stork: *stares*

by haha yez July 24, 2022

stork dancing

Stork Dancing - an anthropological term intended to describe the gradual process of discovery between two strangers who are attempting to determine how they are going to impact each others lives going forward. Whether they are going to be good friends, acquaintances, or sexual partners. It's meaning is derived from the actual birds and their mating rituals of dancing with each other for the same reasons. In humans it is most commonly used to characterize a trait of being overly cautious about taking the next step. It can be a sign of low self esteem or Boarder_line Personality Disorder (BPD).

2. Describes two people who are overly cautious about getting to know each other or give out their phone numbers, etc.

3. Can also refer to the mind games people in relationships play with each other to see if the other person really likes them.

We really should video chat or have a phone conversation some time. Written word makes up such a small percent of communication, it lacks nuance, facial expression, and body language. We could spent weeks stork dancing, or we could just have a conversation and learn in thirty minutes what we could never learn online.

by GM1 Stingray August 18, 2020

Ethan stork

Biggest mega faggot gay cunt looking ugly fuck in btac

Ethan stork is an ugly fuck

by Poofterightous December 2, 2016

Spooky Stork

A code word for “Cunt-Ass-Worthless-Hymie-Fucktard” used by Rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid.

“Bro, i swear Manny is such a spooky stork.”

by TheFrenchmansCumsock February 23, 2022

abortion stork

The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.

"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"

"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"

by romeojul March 13, 2010