Stork call

explaination to children of y something is having sex with another or explaination of what you are doing when they see you having sex.

Mommy what's that doggie doing? Its the stork call hunny he wants the stork to bring him a baby.

Stork call by dc kerlin March 1, 2008

Stork pork 

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

Stork pork by superwolf December 28, 2020

Stork stab 

This is when your man has your legs bent and back touching the floor with your chin against your chest he's standing over top of you plunging the rod in straight up and down like North and South not East and West we call this distort stab because of the way he has to spread his legs apart and plunge up and down

I think I'm going to do the stork stab on my partner tonight

Stork stab by Boypussy1119 February 1, 2023

stork-ish

when you’re playing imposter and the imposter actually says the fucking word

priv- “stork-ish”
pri- alr vote privacy this nigga the imposter
Nico- NIGGA YOU SAID THE FUCKING WORD
57klm- I’m crine

stork-ish by pribadadada January 3, 2026

Crouching Stork 

When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.

John: Where did you get that bruise?!

Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day

John: Must have been pretty hearty.

Amy: Yeah

Crouching Stork by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011

mad stork 

A sexual predator who finds his way inside your sister, only to finish with her and begin destroying your mom's asshole. He is fast. His dick is massive. And he penetrates like no other.

What happened to your sister? She was leaking everywhere today!

Oh yeah, a mad stork hit up my house the other day. Got my mom, AND my sister.

mad stork by Beardo69 January 14, 2015

Calm Before the Stork 

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

Calm Before the Stork by Consopite May 21, 2011