stonks

when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot

stonks

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR March 10, 2022

Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 4, 2022

stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded

A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"

by somerandomretard November 14, 2022

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*

*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*

That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.

Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!

What! How’s that possible?

I stönked your mom (verb)

by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Misses waffles at the lodge*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

by Roots 2019 October 21, 2019