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Simpulation

Simping on an unworldly level.
"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"
by @kyubees February 12, 2020
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clitoral stimulator

A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.

Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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Vielle stimulator

Designed as a means to enhance clitoral stimulation, with specially positioned nodules on the palmar aspect. It is made from PVC and is worn on a finger during digital stimulation of the clitoris or other genital structures.

It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.

The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.

I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!

A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?

Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
"What is that you are wearing on your finger, Mummy?"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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Stribulation

Lack of sex for a period of time. As in "He struggles do to stribulation".
Man! That boy suffering from stribulation!
by Bill Getmore August 15, 2020
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Asshole-Stimulator

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I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.
by Smammon September 12, 2019
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Stumbulation

The state of bliss when visiting an excellent or enjoyable stumbleblog.

Nomenclature for a StumbleUpon user, "stumbler", a user of the StumbleUpon toolbar www.stumbleupon.com.
You'll be lost in a blissful reverie of stumbulation!
by Liz Gregg February 25, 2005
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