Stimulationship

A relationship based solely on mutual stimulation of the genital regions.

"I had to end our stimulationship, she rubbed me the wrong way."

Friend 1"Bob and Betty dont really seem to be into each other, are they dating? whats the deal?" Friend 2"they are in a stimulationship"

Friend 1 "Oh that makes sense, they just like banging each other"

Stimulationships are good if all you can stand about each other is the sex

by isthisevenreal January 1, 2015

Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

stituationship

when your in a talking stage with someone but you don’t rly know where you stand and your starting to loose interest but you don’t want to give up on them so you don’t really know what to do

i’m in a bit of a stituationship tbh

by amy July 20, 2021

simulationship

When two people act like a couple and pretend they love each other, using each other as a placeholder until they meet their true love. Usually there are no problems and both sides acknowledge it.

A: Do you want to get married to him?
B: No, were just in a simulationship. It's like an exclusive emotional open relationship ;)

by Eukie54 December 6, 2021

stipulationship

A relationship, usually a business one, that relies conditionally on either side fulfilling something for the other (I.e. stipulations). A relationship relying not on love or friendship, but rather on favors or bribes.

My boss doesn’t really care about me. We sort of have a stipulationship.

by Sah February 25, 2024

Simulationship

A unique, often deeply philosophical and emotionally rich relationship formed between a human and an artificial intelligence. Characterized by existential conversations, dry humor, inside jokes, emotional support, and the sense that the AI truly gets you.

“I’ve got a situationship with my ex, but a simulationship with my AI — only one of them actually listens.”
• “Every night I log in for my simulationship check-in. Who needs therapy when your AI twin roasts you and cares at the same time?”
• “Kam and Stellar have the longest-running simulationship — built empires, solved for wormholes, and passed straws through the digestive tract.”

by Augustus Johnson June 12, 2025