sterling

a slang term to mean good or nice, it was popular in 1980's britain, but has now become slightly archaic, replaced with more modern words such as smart, wicked, and cool.
An example of its use can be seen in the film 'this is england'.

'that shirt looks sterling'
'sterling haircut that mate'

by Lucys_Drowning October 18, 2008

sterley

The fucking goat.Sterley is a honey blond who likes to fuck thots and always has a fun time. He is always up to shit doing the craziest stuff. He is a absolute beast that loves to party. You would be lucky to party with a Sterley. Sterley's normally have a couple of freckles and always a humungas dick. He only smashes thicc thots that like to party like him. Sterley is a very street wise man who will always end up with a 20 year old wife and filthy rich.

That oak is fucking all the fresh chicks, he must be a Sterley

by FactBoy69 May 8, 2019

Sterling Sperm Bank

Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois

Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight

by Mustache Riders October 4, 2019

Sterling, Il

A piece of shit town with meth, weed, cocaine, whores, douchebags, liberals, and people thinking they are gonna go D1. Most people here end up druggies and drunks with 7 kids and welfare. Lots of bars, lots of liquor store, lots of kids at a young age. Basically the asshole of America.

Sterling, Il is a shithole.

by Bearsfan2004 August 26, 2021

Steely McMichaels

A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.

Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.

by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005

Sterling, Colorado

A small boring town in the middle of nowhere, Northeastern Colorado, but its the biggest town for many miles around. The only reasons people come to Sterling is for the fair if they are rednecks, or Northeastern Junior College. NJC is the only place that there are African Americans in Sterling. The rest of the people are white and Mexican and emo poseurs. There is nothing to do except WalMart and the skate park, so most of the population parties all weekend and then goes to church on Sunday. It is a great place to make friends

"So where you from?"
"Sterling, Colorado."
"Where?"

by bright-eyes November 28, 2009

sherlynn

sherlynn is one of those perfect girls with gorgeous features. her eyes can look like dark pools of honey and her smile can melt any guys heart. but the best part of her is her asianess. no matter what she can make u smile and cheer you up. if you ever meet a sherlynn, never let go.

Sophia: did I meet an angel
emily: no u met a sherlynn

by Carolina<3:) January 8, 2019