smammered

a term that refers to being completely fucked up, dont know where you are, and or high.

"i was completely smammered last weekend"

"lets go get smammered!"

by TheDaggerBitch October 4, 2011

Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

Steered You Wrong

It means something alike to, "Fucked you over".

"Trust me, have I ever steered you wrong before?" - Jack Vincent (BO3)

by ShuTiTaILiScOmInG September 10, 2018

Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020

Summered

When’s school is out and everyone is free from their depression.

“Time to get summered”
*happiness intensifies*

by Rando2 March 1, 2022

Stammered

Stoned and drunk at the same time.

"Man, last night I got stammered."

by Iyellfore February 16, 2014

slammered

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.

by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006