raper stache

A mustache stereotypical to rapists. Typically something unattractive and creepy looking. Also see molestache.

Dude, stop growing out your raper stache.

by christhafris October 20, 2009

Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.

Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"

by T-WOO April 21, 2010

Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.

Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.

by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011

Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

by Lootmon November 23, 2019

porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.

by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003

Skechers

An American shoe company that makes hideous sneakers which are worn only by the most awkward of the awkward.

Just when you thought Skechers couldn't get any uglier they come out with something to shut you up.

by contagion; July 12, 2009