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Steaming hams 

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.
Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

Steaming Tuba 

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.
The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.
Steaming Tuba by C-Adamz January 11, 2007

Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.
Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.

Steaming Cleveland 

A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer
"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."
Steaming Cleveland by LeMoNK1NGv2Beta September 25, 2009

Steaming Keyboard 

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil
Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother

steaming the broccoli 

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana
Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?