Staring

A guys resault of a very very bad attempt to check a girl out until the girl looks up and sees the guy staring. Then he looks away and she wonders why he was staring at her.

Friend: "I saw him staring at you again"
GIlr: "I wonder why!?!?!"

by totally klutz May 18, 2009

some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008

Have Fun Staying Poor

Have. Fun. Staying. Poor.

Typically used within the Bitcoin community on the Social Media platform Twitter. "Have. Fun. Staying. Poor." implies the individual who shines a light negatively towards Bitcoin can have fun while staying poor. Whereas the Bitcoiners who frequently Stack Sats towards the goal of 6.15btc "fuck big titty bitches with infinite riches."

"I suggest you read about the history of money so you stop making these lazy uninformed arguments. Really, it is a bit depressing to read that this is how bitcoin supporters think about their "precious".
Bitcoins < shells. But there is nothing wrong with that." - Rodrigo Zeidan (@RodZeidan)

Bitcoin Twitter:

Have Fun Staying Poor

HFSP

by PumpkinToshi January 2, 2021

Starving Tapeworm

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

shaving ryan's privates

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

by chase711 July 6, 2010

starving kids in Africa

Phrase used by Catholic priests or nuns to guilt parochial students into eating vegetables that are good for them or donating money to yet another Catholic charity.

Example 1:

Sr. Mary: Eat your brussels sprouts, Susie.

Susie: But, I don't like them, sister. They're yucky!

Sr. Mary: I can't believe you are wasting food. Why, there are starving kids in Africa who would give anything to have those brussel sprouts. So, you eat them, you hear? They're part of God's bountiful harvest.

Susie: (Looking guilty) Yes, sister.

Example 2:

Sr. Mary: (To class) As part of our Lenten service project, I am asking that each of you donate your lunch money today to the Feed the Children organization. In return, you will receive one cracker and a bowl of watered-down chicken broth for lunch - just like the starving kids in Africa eat every day.

Susie: (Looking longingly at her lunch money) Yes, sister.

by Loxi July 18, 2009

Saving Aimee

1) An awesome pop/punk band from Hertfordshire, England.

2) A musical by Kathie Lee Gifford with music by David Pomeranz and David Friedman.

1) Saving Aimee consist of Luke, Tom, Tim, James, Satoshi and Sean.

2) I saw Saving Aimee last night - the musical, not the band.

by AnotherNameForExcellence May 7, 2009