statusfied

A Facebook user that has a status filled out is statusfied.

John Smith's status on Facebook is "John is taking a nap." John Smith is statusfied.

by Jacob Gallant April 18, 2008

Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

statusfied

When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.

Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.

by DCDevo July 31, 2009

Statusfied

Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain

“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”

by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011

satisfiedsatan

a cool person, who isn't actually satan. this person is serious at times and the life of the party at other times. they can NEVER be satisfied.

Person 1: "did you hear what Jennifer did?"
Person 2: "she's such a satisfiedsatan"
Person 1: "what does that mean?"
Person 2: "it means she's insane"

by satisfiedsatan March 23, 2017

satisfied seven

An achievement where one individual makes seven (or more) others orgasm at a party.

That party was lit! I scored a Satisfied Seven and even got a couple phone numbers, set a new record for myself.

by JamieSharp June 7, 2017

satisfied

Something Angelica Schuyler is not.

Angelica: I will never be satisfied

by francac July 31, 2023