Stalemate

Stalemate

The time when you are taking a dump and your shit won’t go forward (out) and won’t return from where it came from (in)The stalemate is the point of the dump which is a respite from the excruciating pain and the long awaited release, and subsequent relief.

This dump is so hard that it won’t come out or go back in, it has now become a stalemate.

by Bigedy bouy October 14, 2020

Staremate

When two things, people, animals, or mixed, get into an instance of staring at each other and doing nothing else

I just had a staremate with my rooster on the front porch.

by anonymous December 5, 2024

Stalebate

Noun -When you're mastorbating and it gets so boring that your dick gets soft without cumming

I gotta get my internet turned back on soon, its been a Stalebate for the past nights without porn.

by Markopolo269s January 17, 2016

Safemate

Also known as Trustmate. A true Safemate has only one obligatory attribute: A Safemate is always "Stabil", which is German for "solid as a rock". No place for the weak. Safemate. Stabil.

Yannick is a real Safemate. He is so stabil that he is the number one b8 m8 and I r8 him an 8 out of 8 no deb8.

by BlueBlast December 14, 2017

Safemate

A person you unconditionally trust in any circumstances. Also called a Trustmate. You need them because the world is no place for the weak.

Alex: How do I know that I can trust you bro?
Yannick: I'm your safemate. No debate.

by BlueBlast December 14, 2017

Seateater

A lesser bootlicker, or someone who defends a gaming youtuber way too hard.

"Even though ProJared is obviously a bad person, Johnny proceeded to be a seateater and defend his ass."

by iamjonstewart June 15, 2019

statuate

To establish something, put something into order, or to set up something (new).
A neologism as a result of a common error when translating from Hungarian to English, creating a quasi-literal translation of the Hungarian word "statuál" (from the Latin "statuere" or "statutum", meaning 'to set up, to raise, to order, to judge').
Commonly used in the phrase "to statuate an example" ("példát statuál", meaning "make an example of").

"Was he late again?"
"Yes. I think it's time we statuated some new rules."

"Why did you include this?"
"To statuate an example. If people can add stupid shit like "himbo" to the dictionary, without ever bothering to look up that there was a proper term for a male bimbo, then so can I!"

by Acronymus July 8, 2020