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Sterling High School

Sterling High School is a small school in South Jersey which consists from the biggest dykes to the largest fights. Sterling is a breeding ground for "knights", which are more or less inbred crackheads. Waking up to Sterling Knightline every morning and ending the day by getting your cheeks clapped by Mr. Redman for not having your ID. Our locks are attached to our lockers because someone used it as a weapon a few years ago, so it's safe to say we'll do whatever it takes to get out of actually doing work. The bathrooms were designed by a blind person on LSD apparently because it is so fucking unbearable just to take a shit. You have the snobish high class royalty of Stratford. They may seem quiet and socially awkward (which they are) but they are also secretly judging you quietly. You then have Laurel Springs which are just diet Stratford kids. You then have the crackheads of Somerdale. Most of the STDs in Sterling single handily come from Somerdale. You then have the crazy psychos of Magnolia. A strange combination of racist, sexist, braindead kids. The smart Magnolians went to PVI or CCTS just to get away from the "hoard". They are a bad influence to the towns around them, converting them to their cult like way of life. I have yet to actually meet someone from Hi-Nella. The sorriest excuse of a town, more or less a road with 3 brick apartments. Seriously though do you guys even exist? Oh.. and Go Knights!

- JRJ ;)
Kid 1: If I have to hear the High Ho Remix one more god damn time I am going to blow my brains out.

Kid 2: Yeah man, I wish I went to CCTS instead of Sterling High School.
by uncle-adolf December 20, 2019
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Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Most Feared Animal in all the world!
Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.
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Sterling-Maverick

A young and sophisticated gentlemen. At first sight you are confused, but upon further investigation, you realize this mans potential to be a street performer, a one man john mayer cover band, or just another car-surfing kid from VA.
Yo! that dude Sterling-Maverick totally just skoo'd at those girls from a beautiful tan spot.
by Cap'n Nick April 15, 2011
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Starlinked

A term used by astrophotographers and astronomers when they get their night sky pictures or observations ruined by SpaceX's Starlink sattelite constelation.
Person1: How was your astrophotograpy night?
Person2: I tried taking a long exposure of M31 but I got Starlinked midway trough the exposure.
by A. Tonia September 4, 2020
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Sterling Archer

182 lb, 6'2", 36 years old, and is considered the world's most dangerous secret agent. Though he shows proficiency in stereotypical spy skills—weapons, driving, martial arts—his only real interest in the job is the opportunity to enjoy a jet-setting lifestyle full of sex, alcohol, fast cars and spy toys. A recurring joke of the show is Archer forgetting his pre-planned, witty one-liners, swearing "I had something for this" before saying something different. He also refuses to wear anything other than "tactical" turtlenecks during operations (he will take the time to change into one rather than immediately disarming a bomb), and claims he was the first to recognize the garment's tactical potential. Archer also has an intense fascination with the actor Burt Reynolds, often quoting famous lines and re-enacting scenes from Reynolds' many movies and asking Lana Kaneconstantly if he looks like Reynolds. Even though he's not the brightest person, rival agents admit that no one is better in the field than Archer. Because of this, Archer is equally likely to kill a room full of enemy agents as he is to accidentally cause an international disaster. He seems to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of things which are completely irrelevant allowing him to make very witty references on a moment's notice (e.g. "Lana, you better call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the uh, Danger Zone!"). He was largely raised by his valet Woodhouse, whom he constantly belittles.
by RGINLA November 22, 2011
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sterling hall

One who is a hermaphrodite, sometimes fat, specifically named a sterling hall for having a fake air of superiority while writing poetry in a coffee shop or other public venue.
-Applicable wherever the meaning of both words (sterling (character)- conforming to the highest standards, hall- a room where other people are present) can be sarcastically combined.
See that sterling hall character? It seems that he's writing his- or it's- masterpeice in front of everyone while wearing black spandex. Let me take a picture.
by mdbynd January 29, 2009
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Starving Kenyan

The act of using marathon pro + lightweight pro + commando pro along with a care package marker on Modern Warfare 2 to run extremely fast, aka the 'starving Kenyan' class. This was a class used mainly in Capture the Flag. The term was made popular by the c0deReality clan on MW2.
Person A: Holy shit, you're running so fast man!
Person B: Yeah, I'm using my Starving Kenyan class, runnin' flags like a champ.
by IXI-TheEnd-IXI January 19, 2010
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