stalagtron

A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.

Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.

Will: You have got to be kidding.

Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.

Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.

by goodmango April 18, 2009

stardar

The ability to detect where the nearest starbucks is

man#1:hey man i need to find a starbucks
man#2:there should be one around this corner
man#1:hey how did you know that?
man#2:I have stardar

by zoomzoom100 August 18, 2009

scarlatude

The chronic demeanor or behaviors of a person who scars the psyche of people around him or her (more typically seen in fat women). This word is a combination of the words scar and attitude. Well meaning people befriend these individuals only to find themselves in an abusive relationship.

I needed to be away from her before I could see how much her scarlatude damaged me.

by Nonna Myers April 8, 2010

Stalagmooger

Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.

The stalagmooger is difficult to get out my nose because of the far reaching bottom of my nose.

by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Starcat's Horde

Well, Starcat's Horde is that place filled with Homophobes, Transphobes, Chinesephobes, Momphobes, Womanphobes, Agephobes, Sexism Leaders, Sexism, Racism, Racists, Forklifts, Train drivers, and Trogolodyes (chinese people). Well, if someone tells you to join Starcat's Horde when you're a girl (specially when under 9 years old) you say yes please! and you will be greeted nicely and fairly. This place is safe from 50 year old men who E-Touch you except for this one guy named "AmIlluminati#9715" You just, stay away from him, he will invite you into his 7 year old "Osu" mansion filled with 9 year old girls who he touches with his pen, if you agree to go with him, you will be a part of it. Never, get close to him. Plus he sucks at tetris so he sucks haha noob.

Knife: Hey, did you join that Starcat's Horde server and go to that one guy's apartment alone at 3AM?

Joe: No, im not Homophobic, Transphobic, Chinesephobic, Momphobic, Womanphobic, Agephobic, Sexism Leader, Sexismst, Racismist, Racism Woman,

by ThePowkerMan September 12, 2021

Starcasm

The way a certain person does not understand how sarcasm works.

Chris: "I really love dying"
Star: "Why would you love that?"
Samantha: "Starcasm at its finest"

by S33ING_R3D July 10, 2022

starage

Visibility of stars in the sky

We had perfect starage in Sydney last night!

by HKtheAspiringPainter September 3, 2023