stanger

To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.

"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."

by Jake May 15, 2005

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Stanger

Word that is commonly used for yelling out of car windows at "stangers".
Most commonly means a female of inland or westie tendancies. Can also be used to describe someone outrageously ugly or ratty.

"That denim g-string makes you look like such a stanger."
"You are such a stanger."
or
"Go back to Lithgow where you belong you dirty stang."

by Joal McMan January 6, 2005

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stainage

An unorderly, consistently stained-up individual with no fashion sense whatsoever

Yo stainage, buy some clorox

by CSM4Lyfe July 16, 2003

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stanger

A relentlessly lingering smell, mostly resulting from a rectal emission.

Dude, did you just let a stanger?

by John Griffin February 9, 2004

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A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

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