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Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
by WtF#? September 27, 2010
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Rodeo stampede

An oddly addictive game where you get crushed by angry elephants
by Nubnoob9 February 21, 2023
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Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.
"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."
by J-Stin June 26, 2023
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Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
by SVD 74 April 26, 2021
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Stampede

A group of people that seemed fun and non aggressive until they were ordered to rush the stage.
The people in the stampede weren't inherently aggressive jerks, they were thought to be fun people, but since they were part of the human problem and not innocent like animals, they are not without guilt or responsibility. A person doesn't have to be an aggressive asshole in the way that Derek Chauvin was to kill somebody, there is no kind of person that isn't part of the problem.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death
Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede
by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018
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Chrono The Stampede

The PXIII Forum's

1. Random Post person

2. Creator of "I'm Leaving" Threads

3. Gender Ambigious Thing

4. Annoyance to Trolls and Flamers

5. Soundtrack producer

6. Sometimes Peacekeeper

7. Lurker/Moderator of ROTS

8. Person who is always RPing in ROTS

9. Makes pointless lists and survays

10. Person who spends more time there then almost everyone

12. Silent Hill fanatic

11. Disliker of Resident Evil
Hey, I'm Chrono The Stampede (A.K.A: Chrono_D or jusr Chrono )
by The Nameless one February 5, 2004
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