Stallone Eye

To have drank to the point that one upper eye lid seems to be sagging a lot more than the other which gives a resemblance to Sylvester Stallone's natural born handicap.

Man, shes so drunk. Her stallone eye is awesome.

by nomansland2 December 31, 2010

stallone

to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.

Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

Sylvester Stallone

Some rich guy with a weird ass mouth

Sylvester Stallone got a weird ass mouth

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

Stallonism

A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes.

The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.

Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.

by Howe_zat July 9, 2010

Stallon Addict

A person who believes that Sylvester Stallon is a Demi-God and has every Stallon movie memorized.

A person who actually believes the Rocky Movies are real.

Dude Mike is such a Stallon Addict, dude thinks the movie Cobra was based on a true story.

The guys who hang out there are Stallon Addicts. They just say lines from Rocky all day.

by TBels August 9, 2017

Sly Stallone

A short ugly guy who thinks he is the Italian Stallion, when in fact he is a steroid user and a man who got off on rape charges and likes to have sex with underage girls too! He is not Rocky! He is a hypocritical asshole!

Wow! Look at Sly Stallone standing over there in his lift shoes and bragging how great he looks for his age!

Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!

by RomanHi5 September 4, 2020