stanger

n. A stanger is someone who really sucks at pool. However, it can generalize to someone who simply sucks at life.

Jeremiah, you are such a fucking stanger for losing your insulin.

by iurgerhgh February 12, 2009

staggeringswaggertag

the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010

stagerty

The answer to all other answers can also mean to beg for mercy.

How are you feeling today? I feel like I'm overwhelmed with stagerty.

Sir please have stagerty.

Why didn't you do your homework ? Because I have stagerty.

by DorothyWinston December 17, 2011

stagger'd

walk or move unsteadily, as if about to fall.

"he stagger'd to his feet, swaying a little"

by subdreamer November 7, 2015

bi staggered

when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.

girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.

by funnysistermate June 15, 2011

Three-Two Stagger

A 5 cup re-rack in beer pong in which cups are vertically aligned, with 3 on the left and 2 on the right. This rack is also referred to as the "D" or the "Swagger Stagger."

Tyler: Yo Trevor we need one more cup to get the three-two stagger. You need to make this.

Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)

Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance

Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER

by Swagger Staggaaa August 18, 2009

staggering distance

Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.

Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.

You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.

by doucher June 9, 2012