Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.
by A. Massey March 10, 2019
When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!
by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009
The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.
i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.
No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!
i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.
No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!
Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!
by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010
John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.
Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009
When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 05, 2017
a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.
in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.
even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.
even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
by rickdaniel February 08, 2009
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”
by Lootmon November 23, 2019