Stamshawvian

A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.

Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.

#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit

“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”

“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Stamshaw

A geographical ward of Portsmouth (UK) where Stamshawvians can be found dealing with ‘random objects of the week’.

*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.

#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth

“I bet you got that knackered microwave in Stamshaw didn’t you?”

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Stamshaw

A geographical ward of Portsmouth (UK) where Stamshawvians can be found dealing with ‘random objects of the week’.

*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.

#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth

“I bet you got that knackered microwave in Stamshaw didn’t you?”

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Steamship

It’s a term used when having a wank in an especially steamy shower.

I’m buzzing for a nice steamship later.

by Wankgod April 8, 2020

Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless

“Bro get on we’re being raided”
“I can’t steams updating

by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020

Stamms girlfriend

Rumor has it she was last found at amicci snorting pad thai

Stamms girlfriend uses pad Thai to lure children into her van

by Pad Thai November 3, 2021

Staatsburg Sandwich

A sexual act in which two pieces of dead skin are removed from the soles of a women's feet. Then several men or a single man cums in between said pieces.

Do you want a Staatsburg Sandwich? We need more men for a Staatsburg Sandwich.

by EngineeringDumpster November 15, 2021