texas steamshovel

when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass

I fuck myself with shit

by the watcher April 17, 2006

Streamsexual

An imaginary term used to label ones sexuality when being bombarded with the other mainstream imaginary sexuality labels that have been invented by recent generations of confused people looking for attention and striving to be accepted for their imaginary sexualities.

I identify as streamsexual because being only heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual is out of style.

by Skuzzles July 11, 2018

Don't Cross the Streams

ITS A GHOSTBUSTERS REFERENCE

"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"

by ReedABook September 3, 2020

seams

Shortening of 'seamed stockings', vintage or reproduction nylon or sometimes silk hosiery with a seam going up the back of the leg from under the toes to the stocking top, or welt. The stockings should be shaped to the leg (fully-fashioned) and are sewn up the back, hence the seam. Modern seams are often purely aesthetic and are not neccessary to the construction of the stocking.

Phwoar! Look at that wiggle! She looks good in that tight skirt with seams 'n' heels.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

Pittsburgh Steamshovel

When a male defecates on a female's chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "shovel" the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio.

I drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste's like Victor's shit.

by Sr. Hudgins May 17, 2010

Steams

Steams is a game. Fun for all the family. 'Steams' was born in Coundon Court School in Coventry. Everyone who goes to Coundon Court has played this game. It's not just a game either, it's a test of strength, bravery and manliness. The game evolved over the years into what it is today.

The rules of the game are:

You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.

"Let's play Steams!"
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*

by Sky Blue Spoon November 7, 2010

Steamsister

literally gay

"Yeah I know steamsister, they're literally gay"

by pixel♡ April 10, 2022