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shit squiggles

To have diarrhea
Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
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That squirrels granary is full

Used to describe traits of a female's body that could be considered pleasing to the opposite sex. ( i.e. the "Full Package")
Dang! THAT squirrels granary is full! Ya know what I'm saying?!
by Soomanchu October 8, 2009
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squircle

A square combined with a circle. Its really fun to scream it at people over xbox live
It's not a square its a SQUIRCLE!!!!
by Iggy2972 November 6, 2009
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Squirtle

The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle
Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!
by Will =D July 1, 2009
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squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.
Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
by frozzz January 23, 2010
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Squirtle

A girl, who is able to squirt. The female is able to gush a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm.
- I think I am in a dry spell, I didn't get lucky at all again last night... how about you?

I caught myself a Squirtle last night!

- Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :(

Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime
by 1p4life January 2, 2013
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