smuggling popcorn

When a woman has a huge bush hidden under her tight pantys.
You can kinda see the top of a box of popcorn pushing through.

Damn! She just droped her pants and her bush was so big it looked like she was smuggling popcorn under there.

by Addadamski December 31, 2007

Squiging

Squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals* attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight space. The sport has recently been added to the Olympics.

*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.

Example 1.
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger

Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes

by conorob90 February 28, 2011

Smuggling Gumdrops

This phrase describes a situation where large, gumdrop sized nipples are poking though a woman's clothing - resembling two gumdrops under the garment. This situation can be especially prevalent after swimming or under a bra-less shirt.

Hey did you see Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars? She was definitely smuggling gumdrops.... Yummy!

by Katmandookie May 9, 2018

muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

smuggling peas

When a woman has erect nipples that show through her shirt or blouse, thereby resembling two dry peas concealed in her bra.

Did you see Jenny when that breeze picked up? She looked like she was smuggling peas.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

Jesus Smuggling

When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.

Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.

by Tybaltdavies July 21, 2019

Fuck snuggling

When you trying to fuck but there is someone else there so you just sexually snuggle.

It's when a lion and a bunny trynna fuck but instead they continue fuck snuggling.

by Doggylover090 May 29, 2016