I squidwarded that girl last night.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
by Calahan August 13, 2010
by bUrNiE sAnDErSs January 03, 2020
the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants
by dann is the man June 03, 2007
A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.
Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down.
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL
by Funnyguy 89898 January 15, 2010
Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.
Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."
by Boots with the fur February 08, 2021
The most iconic squid in Bikini bottom
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet
He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick
Full time worker at the Krusty Crab
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet
He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick
Full time worker at the Krusty Crab
1) You feeling it now, Squidward?
by guacandsalsa May 09, 2018
the (in some and possibly very few people's opinions) Adorable precious angry cinnamon roll in spongebob, he's like an angry violent-ish kitten X-3
girl that actually loves squidward respectfully: *sitting at krusty krab watching squidward*
squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line*
squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3
squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line*
squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3
by Female sans January 22, 2018