Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

squidlunking

the act of shining or inserting a light on or into a woman's genitalia

Gerald, as a child, loved to make monster cheeks in the mirror with the lights off and a flashlight in his mouth. As he matured, his fancy turned to squidlunking.

by Atillathepun January 3, 2010

snuddling

snuggling + cuddling= snuddling
It involves a lot of fat-free Nutella.

Person: Daily Grace, which do you prefer snuggling or cuddling?
Grace: I like snuddling. It involves a lot of fat-free Nutella.

cuddlingsnugglingsnudlingsnuddelingsnuddle

by fat-freenutella February 12, 2012

squadding

The hanging out of the Sunday Squad

Yo are we squadding today?

by Asdf5678 March 27, 2015

squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.

Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!

by kaisersoseh May 13, 2017

skudling

A far left extremist that is unaware of their ironic hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance, purposefully or otherwise, and are typically disingenuous when speaking with others

These skudlings are growing to be a danger to society.

"You're such a skudling dude."

by bilboteabaggins January 21, 2022