squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

by Telephony February 9, 2014

squeaker

A person with a high-pitched voice. Mainly directed at 12 year olds on Call of Duty.

Dude, I quickscoped this annoying squeaker in MW3.

by parker_rawr September 7, 2015

Squeaker

An automatic name given to any overweight Guinea Pig!

Person 1: Hey, look at that fat Guinea Pig!

Person 2: That Guinea Pig is such a Squeaker!

by EthanRockZ August 12, 2017

Squeaker

A guy named Sean who’s shoes are squeaky. Just like his voice.

Squeaker get back here! His shoes ar squeaking! I can hear him walking from down The hallway!

by Lisepop897 June 3, 2018

beaker sqeeker

A desperate science geek that gets horny and has sex with a beaker.

Timothy Gay is a beaker squeaker.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

Squeaker

A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)

Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.

by bobertdupp June 17, 2013

Squeer the Twa

Smoking some dank, some of that purple Bmore shit, the most ill buds this side of the east coast. Coined by a venerable member of the FSB scene. Code for when you wanna enter the stone age.

"Whatup son, I'm looking to squeer the twa latter, you gonna be in the RPA?"

by montezuma smith March 1, 2009