A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them.
Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to
communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than
David Tennant.