squashic

An uncomfortable boner.

"Hey, would you like to go bowling with us later? Mary Jane will be there. Aw man I'm sorry, I've got such a squashic. Maybe next time. Ok, well good luck with that."

by Mamoshi Namamoto March 21, 2021

Squashie

A derogatory name for someone who plays squash.
Particularly those who are loud, needy, and snide.

There were a couple people playing squash today and acting like true squashies.

by Gymgal June 9, 2021

Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else

Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.

by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022

Squashy_vr

Someone who is a good gorilla tag player

Oh no squashy_vr is here

by Squashy837 March 16, 2022

Squashy

Something that is squishy but, has thick chunks in it. Adj-(Skwa.she)

The concrete is squashy when it is drying.

by Yes hi it is me January 6, 2023

squashing

The act of having a 600 pound woman sit on you.

“Jades kinks include squashing, (having her 600 pound girlfriend sit on her and sucking up her burps”

by 600PoundStinkyButt June 6, 2023

Squashie

A person who has very sharp sunburn lines; they look like the sweet: squashies.

‘Mate you look like a squashie’
‘Yeah, I forgot to put suncream on at the beach’

by Squidmuncher7 July 1, 2023