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snaggledick

the result after a girl kicks a guy in his erect penis and breaks it so it does not grow anymore and is forever crooked
No means no. He didn't listen, so I gave him a snaggledick to remind him of that in the future.
by BT Daniels September 24, 2012
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Squiggle

If a sandcastle is washed away by the tide there is a chance, however minute that this sandcastle will be washed back perfectly the next day, this describes chaos theory. In the same way a member of the friendship group is squiggly, 99.9% of what they do will either go hilariously wrong or they will break something, but that 0.1% of the time they accidentally creat works of wonder. Based on the local folklore of Squiggles McGee in Somerset.
Adjective - "you squiggly sod"
Noun - "he is a squiggle"
Verb - "he squiggled"
by DaddyButter9 June 21, 2019
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Squiggle

In symbolic logic, "not."

Used in a highly sophisticated "not joke."
"The Urban Dictionary is really useful... Squiggle!"

"We should bring back the catholic monarchy... Squiggle!"

"I should do my homework instead of defining words in Urban Dictionary... Squiggle!"
by Galloway February 25, 2008
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squiggle

A term used to refer to a mark which is not really a line, but merely a meandering trail.

A squiggle puritin will not consider multiple disconnected marks or a mark in which the path crosses itself as squiggles.
"He drew a squiggle on my head."
by Fox April 15, 2005
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Squiggle

Basically, the more proper word for motorboating. A tight grasp of a guy's head into a girl's boobs and then shaking violently left to right. Invented in Montreal, Canada.
Ugly girl: I don't understand, Pamela. How do you get so many guys to like you, without even trying?

Pamela: Easy. I just give 'em one of my signature squiggles.
by imms.32C&howudoin January 3, 2011
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Squaggle

Squaggling is the intense, more active form of cuddling in which a couple does everything they can to maximize the surface area of body-to-body contact which increases stimulation all over the body. To achieve squaggling status:
1) Be embraced to the point of near suffocation (if it is a true squaggle, this will feel good)
2) The appendages (arms, legs, and if you got the length, schlongs) of the squagglers should be wrapped around and intertwined with eachother
3) While it is possible to squaggle with both partners facing the same direction, the most intense squaggling occurs when the partners face eachother (a few obvious pros of facing eachother are the eye to eye and boobie to boobie contact)
4) Once an embrace is established and appendages are intertwined, hands, feet, fingers, toes, and any other body part that is able to roam and stimulate should get busy!

*NOTE: Squaggling does not involve intercourse, and although the outcome of a good squaggling session usually RESULTS in an intense shag, the terms intercourse and squaggling are distinctly different.
Squaggling is like massages, it usually turns into sex!

I love to squaggle the shit outta my man when i havent seen him in a long time!

When im tired i like to cuddle, but when im excited, feeling passionate, or horny i like to squaggle!
by JessnJosh December 14, 2006
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Squiggler

One who swerves back and forth while driving their car, making a squiggle formation. Commonly used to describe a shitty driver.
That guy drives so bad. He's such a squiggler
by Squiggles September 4, 2015
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