sperm bank

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.

That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".

by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007

sperinkles

White and sticky sprinkles usually found on a womans vagina after a long hard night of fucking.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE SPERINKLES!!!!

by Brible January 13, 2010

Speer Hoodie

A meme from the Hearts of Iron 4 mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe in which Albert Speer is portrayed on a hoodie with the caption "Speer Hoodie" in impact font. Can also be called the dentist hoodie.

Look at that gamer wearing his speer hoodie. Boy do I want him to fuck me.

by b0tMAn August 7, 2021

sperg out

To reveal the depth of a nerdy, trivia-centered hobby or obsession in an emotional way. This includes debating with other nerds about tiny minutiae and becoming agitated in the process. Most internet forums and wikis could not survive without people sperging out all over the place.

'Sperg' comes from Asperger's Syndome, an autism-spectrum disorder that can manifest itself in obsessive behaviour, and which is commonly self-diagnosed by spergin' nerds who can't otherwise explain away their broken personalities.

Todd sperged out on a massive scale, writing a seventy-page Wookieepedia entry about lightsabers all by himself. The writer of this UrbanDictionary entry sperged out by writing a definition of 'sperg out'.

by Assburgerz December 14, 2009

Sperm Slut

A woman or girl who has a physical dependence on sperm. She will do anything to get it. Some of them want it in their pussies, others prefer it in their mouths, others like to swallow. The greediest ones will want sperm from multiple males in every orifice in the same daily 'session'. These are hungry girls who are not at all interested in you as a person. Don't be under any illusion, they only want your seed.

Yulia loved to see the precum seeping out of the 'eye'. As she licked it off her mouth watered in anticipation of what was coming. She hoped for a strong, thick, white, gelatinous torrent of cum. She wanted it to spurt out, hot on her lips and tongue. She wanted to savour it, really taste it and enjoy it before slowly swallowing. She loved the slight sting of it in her mouth and in her throat as it slid down to her stomach. She would then drink a little water and prepare herself for another shot. Sometimes she did a tasting if she knew the males. She was proud that she could usually tell whose sperma was who's. Yulia was truly a conoisseur of cum, a sperm slut who gorged on the elixir of life.

by O'Flagherty June 16, 2008

Spergy

Used to describe an individual as socially unaware, or inept.

Just to the right of being incapable of social interaction. Tolerable, if you have sympathy for their lack of understanding.

Origin: A play off of Asberger's Syndrome. A functional portion of the Autistic Spectrum. Often those who use the word "Spergy" have more sensitivity than people who use the term "retarded" to describe the socially inept.

"What the hell did he just say?!"
"Hey, calm down, He's a little spergy"
"Oh, thanks. I just about lost my cool"

"Does he even realize she's not into men?"
"Don't bother, he's a total sperge"

by venderofgoods October 3, 2011

demon sperm

An alternative explanation for the COVID pandemic offered in deference to legitimate medical and evidence based scientific consensus.

Quite probably the most effective theory yet devised in an effort to explain the CORONA virus pandemic; and the use of medications containing Alien DNA, of course.

Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!

by YAWA July 31, 2020