Spursy

To lose at the last minute a game that they could have won. Misses lots of chances

Spurs done a Spursy today and lost at the last minute to Liverpool, the mighty reds...

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 31, 2019

Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

by Allan Bent November 1, 2014

Sporgy

A spoon-orgy. A group of males and females spoon collectively in the same room. No sexual connotations.

Hey Nandini, want to get a couple of your girlfriends and sporgy with Tom and me tonight?

by Sporgymaster February 20, 2009

spurgleboozers

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm

Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.

by markitzer0 August 11, 2009

spurger

Small town, loving people, methheads, and alot of fricking idiots.

Spurger is small.

by Jkfree November 30, 2017

Hot Sauce Splurgy

When a woman squirts her vaginal fluids into a cup, flavors it with hot sauce, and uses it on fancy desserts.

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

by MasterofFUCK August 4, 2010

spurge

male ejaculate sperm, spooge

wipe the spurge off my pants

by JS June 7, 2004